Proof Regarding DryIce, or, 'DryIceDryNice.'

DryIceDryNice

Stephen Frasier, the guy is brilliant.

Okay, so at the CNN Headline News Desk, the FEMA 'emergency management' ANSWERS are being 'disbursed' to all news-services, and by extension, YOU.

Unfortunately, you don't have electricity in the AffectedRegion to see the 'common-sense' SurvivalMustDos.

And your television-set and radio are under twenty-feet or debris and mud that used to be your house and belongings.

Meanwhile, those VITAL_LIFE_SAVING_INSTRUCTIONS have been read by a 1,000 people this morning, after having been APPROVED for dissimulation in just SuchAnEvent -- at the cost of decades-long studies costing billions of TaxDollars to tell you ..

... get 25lbs of DryIce.

Okay? Are you HELPED by that?

Stephen Frasier's eyes sparkle. The guy's trying to tell you something important, OnTopOfDoingHisJobExpertlyWell.

See? See how this works?

So, this kindly lady is sitting in the temporary and figurative 'HotSeat' suddenly confronted with COMMON_SENSE and frustrated.

Wouldn't YOU be?

It's NOT Stephen's fault. Stephen Frasier had NOTHING to do with the $TrillionDollarInvestment of delivering these 'PearlsOfWisdom' to SaveYouAndYours in an REAL_EMERGENCY.

Neither did the person given the AWFUL_RESPONSIBILITY of telling you STUPID_SHIT.

See her face flush just slightly?

You thought she was mad at Stephen Frasier?

You call it 'hostile/aggressive' behavior and BLAME those who just PROVED something incredibly important.

She's REALLY pissed at a ridiculous system and all those thousands that came before that just REVIEWED the process THIS MORNING and still put her in the HotSeat.

Stephen gets the 'bad vibes' from proving the obvious.

It had nothing to do with 'women from venus and men from mars.'

See how this works?

It's really quite simple. We pulled the rug out from under 'hostility' by INVALIDATING ill-logic.

Meanwhile, people sitting on roofs waiting for a 'floating car' to rescue them don't have access to 25lb blocks of ANYTHING OTHER THAN RUBBLE.

And ALL the ROADS are IMPASSABLE. Even the bridges are fucked-up.

The only way to 'go get dry-ice' is if about a million-dollars worth of AirLiftingEquipment makes a SpecialInterest delivery to YOU, personally.

Isn't that the MOST important message you got from the news in a very, very long time?

WyTF did I have to translate that for YOU?

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Okay, so I PROVED 'passive/aggressive' this morning. I showed you HOW it comes into our BEING. AllOfUs/AllOfYou/AllThings.

And I did it in what gnashing-teeth are calling, 'Parable.'

(*snicker-snicker*)

Isn't this fun? Aren't you FASCINATED?

It gets BETTER - no shit.

So, the next time you see Stephen Frasier's eyes sparkle, review quite CAREFULLY what it was that he just STRESSED with few words --
-- using minimal vocabulary.
-- offering you NEWS plus INTROSPECTION.
-- no 'sex-up' necessary at all.

Why aren't we doing it AllTheTime? OnTime? Huh?

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So, the mayor is interviewed within one city terribly affected by HurricaneKatrina. The mayor is highly troubled too, see. Frustrated. We all are. We want IMMEDIATE RELIEF and that is IMPOSSIBLE because the infrastructure is DEMOLISHED.

Trucks can't carry sandbags anywhere and even if they could, not to the AREA the bags are NEEDED, because it's UNDER WATER.

And the mayor is pissed, and you think that is a BAD thing?

Sure, when HUMANS get frustrated and pissed, their words/activities are affected in certain ways.

We know what 'ways,' don't we?

Of course we do.

We all do.

So, are we now going to create a new 'positive-kingdom-of-intolerance' and start 'blaming' the mayor for 'unreasonable-requests' made under the MOST stressful, frustrating and deHUMANIZING events conceivable?

His neighbors are DROWNING.

Think about it.

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Okay, so the lady reporting the FEMA-recommendations (emergency-instruction-set) realized/BEHELD the very concept StephenFrazier CREATED within her UNIVERSE before he'd FINISHED SPEAKING.

This is when the term 'hackles go up' is born unto AllThings.

See how this works? Are you following?

This is the BigBang.

No shit.

In 'parable.' In 'parable-ish' and MORE.

Cool, huh?

It's CODED into our very EXISTENCE.

Isn't it freaky?

Are you trembling yet? Go read the messages that came before and I'm PROVING the IMPOSSIBLE.

See?

We all got lost studying individual parts or TREES and missed the whole or FOREST.

And we haven't even STARTED on math, yet. OnMath: 9-infinities. Freaky, huh?

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So, I have INTRODUCED over $300-TRILLION worth of REALIZABLE NETWORTH into your ECONOMY just to GetStarted.

No shit.

I really did.

A new 'credit-card' worth $300-trillion.

Now, take all those 3's and cube them.

Cube it.

Now 'cubit' becomes your measurement, proving the WORD. This really is the WORD -- re-examined, after having been written BEFORE.

Freaked-out yet?

So, that means I have RESUSCITATED your economies/businesses by GROWING, not a 'bubble' ontop of more failing 'bubbles,' but a new FOUNDATION beneath your HELL, cushioning the deflation and absorbing ALL_The_Debts_Of_HELL.

We're now at $900-TRILLION.

And we haven't even lifted a finger.

Imagine that.

It's TRUE.

"Google." I guess that comes NEXT, eh?

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Not only did I divide the bread and fishy's and fed the needy, I fed the THROWNS and we all smiled together, see.

We are not enemies. Never were.

LIBERATION. I have given you ONE key. The KEY to AnyWhere, which turns out to be quite 'limiting' in itself.

I guess that's what all those OTHER KEYS are all about, eh?

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Insurance will 'absorb' about $25-billion worth of 'damage' from HurricaneKatrina. Estimates are speculative or 'ball-park.' Not enough input, yet.

Of course, we know it wrecks the insurance-fund, thus losing retirement-funds for someone somewhere.

The 'fund' that pays those billions is an 'Isolated_Monetary_Unit.'

That entire 'fund' is now wrapped-up in a Universe of ClosedSystems.

The only way to 'save' it and all the 'trickled-down' retirement-funds associated with it is to CREATE another 'bubbalized-fictional-fund' which FURTHER REDUCES the NetWorth of AllThings.

I fixed that with the UniversalTheorem, reExamining ALLeconomy and math-models in the process, CREATING a whole new 'universe' of -- get this -- Solidity.

About time, huh?

I fused the physical and mental together for you.

I just Enabled your Universe.

See how simple it is?

Did you need a calculator?
Did you need a Thesaurus?
Encyclopedia?
Did you need a super-computer?
Did you need to pay someone to conduct years-long very-expensive-studies?
Did you need a 'spiritual-guide' to 'pray' for your 'enlightenment?'

Nope.

I just MADE Allen Greenspan's day -- week -- month -- year -- LIFE.

I just figured out the crap that keeps him awake at night staring at the ceiling.

You too. I found the SOLUTION, thus solving your entire UNIVERSE in the process, opening another, and created the hugest EconomicBoon in the history of ManKind.

At least I gave YOU the KEY to make that happen, starting RightNow.

Not 'after the studies have been conducted.'
Not 'when so-and-so approves the funds.'
Not 'after a certain-date.'

It's already done. BEHELD UNTO THEE.

Spooky, huh?

Is it 'in the blink of an eye?'

Of course not. But it was, too. I provided YOUR answer 'in the blink of an eye' if this is the FIRST TIME you've BEHELD my message, The UniversalTheorem, me, OnTime, OnMath, etc., allOfit.

But the RESULTS of this ENLIGHTENMENT are beholden of cooperation -- and the dropping of figurative OliveBranches, stepping away from ButtonsOfHostility, no matter size, shape or color -- (either the buttons or YOU) -- these results take time.

How long?

Nine years. AllThis -- in nine years. Impossible you say? That's what you said about all kinds of shit I've proven wrong.

On YearSeven, we BEGIN coordinating how to turn KEY2. No 'sit around on hands, eating caviar, pretending to be making 'progress' on 'talking about when to talk about things.'

The UniversalTheorem has provided the CURE that is a WaveWithin the SeaOfHumanity.

Here it comes -- feel it? It's already here. I CREATED it and BEHELD unto you OriginalTime.

Isn't it fascinating? Isn't it the least bit intruiging to you?

Of course it is -- because I've invalidated your 'truths' and PROVED what 'truth' really is.

Phew! Close call -- just passin' by -- just in time -- and it's a LONG WAY to SHORE.

But we can do it in a decade.

It's NOT about NextLife -- it's about THISLIFE.

It's THAT simple. A child understands it automatically. RU?

No? Then you've been DumbedDown inside your OWN 'box' of 'specialized-training.'

Horrible, isn't it? Yup, sure is. CENSORED from each other while actually TOUCHING each other.

The UniversalTheorem FIXES that -- and all the associated bullshit that goes along with it.

Naturally. All NATURAL. 100% NATURAL. ALLNATURALPRODUCTS, made here in the 'good 'ole USA' by the 'AverageAmerican,' me ... that can't spell, has medical, dental, career, love and anguish-issues just like YOU.

Does that mean start another 'patriotic-religion-of-intolerance?'

Nope. Sure DOESN'T. But I'll tell you this: in all this DISASTER, we can be damned thankful for every single piece of ENCOURAGEMENT we find -- even the one's that get 'flushed-out' or 'stuck-to-our-shoes.'

We're literally InItTogether -- even the shit you hate.

The UniversalTheorem, utilizing Symbol_0, establishes the pathways-of-reason that PROVES the co-mingling NaturalProcesses of this TRUTH.

And we haven't even discussed the 'math-type-operations' we need in order to do anything yet (OnMath).

It's so SIMPLE, yet infinitely-complex, we get stuck or confused on a few 'trees' while missing the 'forest.'

Amazing, eh?

(Wait until you get KEY2!)

Nope, it's NOT a game -- it's NOT a promotional -- it's NOT a club or event -- it's NOT about politics -- it's NOT about religion -- it's NOT about sex -- and it's not about MATH alone:

-- It's the SumOfAllThoseThings.
-- UniversalTheorem.

It explains the MeaningOfLife. For the FIRSTTIME in HUMAN EXISTENCE, in AverageAmerican WORDS.

WORDup.

Now, take these PearlsOfWisdom and CUBIT acrossed the many SeasOfBabble.

Nice, eh?

:)

*wave*

ABSTRACT_THOUGHT: How did you think it worked? I 'extracted' from your FailedThoughtSchool the TrueValidMeanings of LIFE/LOVE/ECONOMY.

And a $GOOGLE$ is a single drop in the bucket of debt we have to SAVE.

This is the Math Model in WORDS of how to make that happen in OUR lifetimes -- not 'those people' -- not 'other people' -- not 'next generation' not 'other generations.' NOW.

The EndTimesConspiracy will bring those ideological FLOODS in physical format, just like HurricaneKatrina violated GulfCoast residents/buildings/places/homes/pets/valuables.

It's here now, in ideological format, and the CONSPIRACEY itself plays out with WATER and ICE-CAPS and HOLOCAUST.

Melting -- icecaps -- nukes -- holocaust -- floods -- see how that works?

And my WORD, unless UNcensored, will be perverted AGAIN into the same FailedNegativePositiveThoughtSchool just like last time.

Weird, isn't it?

Even the NAMES are all here. No shit.

So, the 'numbers' and 'alignments' MATCHED with me, personally. The first 'time' in a very long 'time' indeed.

It's all in CODE, right in front of us -- 'hide in plain sight,' as Robert Ludlum said in his wonderful books.

PatternsInRandomness -- but it IS NOT. See?

Creeped-out yet? Disturbed? You should be. Me too! But we can make things WORK finally as a result. We can fix this trainwrecked 'manna-machine' and make it to SHORE, after we, as the HUMAN peoples, grasp the LifeRing and get towed there, WITH mouth-to-mouth along the journey. It's a long way.

DryIceDryNice
DryIceDryNice
DryIceDryNice

Remember this from the opening lines of this discussion this morning?

There's LOTS of DryIce somewhere -- ELSE. That's the way it works.

All those 'expert-opinions' and 'billion-dollar-decades-long-studies' PROVED exactly THAT.

And THAT's all they've PROVEN, "There's LOTS of DryIce somewhere -- ELSE."

That's the way it works, just like I said.


Now, look what I proved in the OPENNING REMARKS of the UniversalTheorem.

Go figure, eh?

So, I PROVED PointA --
-- then, I PROVED PointA was INVALID.

Weird, huh?

I did that. And all the 'tolerants' are/willbe bitching at me seemingly 'forevermore' about 'first he said proofA, then he said NotProofA, so he doesn't know what he's talking about.'

Which PROVES their own logic is in ERROR.

See how fun this is?

The UniversalTheorem PROVES itself in our HOMES/LIVES every second, moment-by-moment.

Nothing 'religious' about it, see.

SumOfAllThings

When I finally figured out how to speak,
around age 3, I told you about, "-when I was BIG, the Bridge collapsed."

I didn't know enough words to describe it properly.

"I dove into the WATER to SAVE the DROWNING."

The BridgeOfIdeology is the WeakLink that can NEVER be fixed.

I found the SOLUTION. I fixed the 'link.'

And it took me 40-years of wandering in your DessertOfBabbalization to figure out how to TranslateTheMessage.

SumOfAllThings.

UniversalTheorem.

SumOfAllThings.
SumOfAllThings.
SumOfAllThings.

It's quite simple. A child could understand it.

The BridgeOfIdeology COLLAPSED. I threw out the LifeRing. Your FingerTips are struggling to take hold.

Just 'happened by' at the 'right moment.'

Phew! Close call, eh?

ResuscitationHumanity.

I was at a rock-concert in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. A HUMAN_WAVE started and swept around the SeaOfHumanity. Steve, Shevaunne, Marcus and I -- and many friends.

Ripples followed -- people not OnTime, some of them angry/frustrated, their fingertips slipping off the LifeRing, missing the kindly RainbowOfHands guiding them.

I made a WAVE in the SeaOfHumanity.

"When I was BIG, the bridge was DEMOLISHED. I dove into the WATER to SAVE the DROWNING. As I breathe LIFE into them, mine expired."

I GIVE freely. This TIME, I was strong enough to SURVIVE and THRIVE and ResuscitateTheDrowning.

Just 'happened by' at the 'right-time,' 'right-moment.'

Phew! It really was a 'close-call!'

And it's a long way to SHORE.

When we ARRIVE, we'll eat, drink and be merry, as EQUALS, MarriedInLiving.

We are diminished/depleted/running-on-empty. We NOURISH together.

Meanwhile, get a better grip on that LifeRing within these TroubledWaters, a FLOOD of untold proportions.

HELP has arrived. WeAreHere. WithYou/AllOfYou/AllOfUs/AllThings.

UniversalTheorem.
claytOnleOnwintOn
OnTimeWithAllThings -- RU?

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Symbol_0 :

1) RainbowOf9Hands in a circle
2) Holding the CupOfLife
3) containing the SeaOfHumanity designated by TranslatedLanguageBabble, the words, "UniversalTheorem."
4) within, floating ontop, is the EARTH and BEYOND.

BEHOLD - the GraphicArtistry that encapsulates ONE-dimension of the Message in a single picture.

Are YOU a graphic-artist? MakeItSo: Symbol_Zero, UniversalTheorem, OnTime, me.

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Symbol_1 :

-- we're not ready yet. It's THAT simple.

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-- and later on ThisDay, August30,2005,13:12PST :

I had an appointment today.

It turned out to be rather pointless.

So, I guess I had an apPointLessMent today.

Anyway, I invested a great deal of time in disecting and learning the language in which to communicate my NEEDS. Bridging the divides.

The 'PositiveCamp' declared their PositiveKingdom and offered their figurative olive-branches, beating me over the head with them, burning bridges instead of constructing them.

And where is their VESTED_TIME in learning MY language?

Oh, that's right, in HELL there are ONLY the LanguagesOfBabbalization.

If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

I nearly cried, but thanked them for their OFFTime.

And they work so hard, ya' know? We're CENSORED from each other, yet right next to one another.

I can't put it in a 'nutshell.' I can't 'wrap-it-up' in 15-minutes.

Did YOU read the 'conceptualizations' of the UniversalTheorem?

Did it PROCESS or was it churned-out with INTOLERANCE?

Without it, the UniversalTranslator is automatically deemed 'irrelevent collateral damage,' apPointLessMent_In_Progress.

Who is the NAKED Emperor of HumanServices?

How many THROWNS sit beneath yours?

Did you throw out the LifeLine and SAVE anyone TODAY?

I gave you the KEY -- to StepOne -- (Symbol_0) -- and there are many steps along the path.

The KEY unlocks your LifeLines.

The KEY is easily obtainable merely by conceptualizing the UniversalTheorem, which is also ME.

So simple a child could understand it. RU?

ResuscitationHumanity is an Operation -- and it matters not if you are 'with them or with us' -- we are InItTogether. Period. WeSaveHumanity. Indiscriminately.

To: EmperorHumanServices: Liberate your people so they may Liberate the rest.

-- Paranoia: SOLVED.
-- AttentionDeficit: SOLVED.
-- Depression: SOLVED.
-- Psychosis: SOLVED.
-- Addiction: SOLVED.
-- DomesticViolence: SOLVED.
-- Hunger: SOLVED.
-- YEARNING: SOLVED.

Why is the 'EHS' sitting on their HANDS instead of BUILDING_BRIDGES? WTF part of 'SOLUTION' don't you get?! Why perpetuate suffering? LET THY PEOPLE GO!

Hurricane Of Heroics

The most important job in the world --
-- and sometimes so awful: reporting the news.

"Help me!" and do you hold the camera so others see the NEED and RESPOND?

Or, do you drop the microphone, censoring the world, and take the LOST under arm?

How would YOU like to be in THAT situation?

"Not me -- no thank you -- ever -- never -- I'm not that big of a HERO."

Are YOU?

And sometimes I watch commentators/anchorpersons delivering TEARS through the professional composure that has NOTHING to do with insensetivity. YouAll missed the MESSAGE on that one.

If it were I, there would be little communication between sobs. It breaks your heart, see. Then, I'd need tissues and an AttitudeAdjustment in order to get the next word out. Meanwhile, YOUR life has time-limits and you're out the door, onward to something important and critical to your own emergent-needs.

Do you see the importannce of ReportingNews? Before you ridicule or Desensetize these hardworking folks, put yourself in their shoes a moment. In the 'universe' of Disaster, the ReporterAmdCrew is the Parent with a drowning child -- and calmly directing emergency personnel to the rescue.

Would YOU panic? And if your child drowns, will you offer-up the LessonsLearned so others gain wisdom from your experience, or, drown in grief?

Our reporters/anchorpersons/cameracrews/soundpersonnel/set-crew -- AllOfThem -- are far more important to AllThings than you may have VISUALIZED and REALIZED.

And sometimes doing this important work HURTS.

Did YOU forget that?

The first Hero on-scene brought the VALIDATION for more LIFE -- to share and rescue and inspire.

And those heroics can't be faked. (so don't 'sex-it-up' either -- HELL is dramatic enough).

Thank you, Heroes, one and all. There is UniversalResponce because you CARE and have honorably magnified TroubledWaters for all HUMANITY so we can figure out where NURTURE is needed MOST.

Our 'FoulyCreatedEyes' are enhanced because of your CARE. And our 'HeartsOfStone' are softened when you SHARE the heartbreak, mobilizing AllOfUs/AllOfYou to NURTURE each other, together. Thank you.

Next stop: all those families 'hurricanized' by our WeaponsOfIntolerance.

OnTime - ReVisited

On Potted Plants And Flowers ...

I have a potted plant that my friend Gene gave me. I think it holds 'petunas?' It is green, trumpet-shaped 'violet-colored' flowers. Purple-ish -- NOT blue. With white-ish and pink-ish streaks along the longer petals forming the 'bell' of the trumpet.

Anyway, I love this flowering plant in it's hanging pot. I've cared for it and nurtered it well.

So, I was thinking -- (uh-oh!) --

-- and I had this thought:

BEHOLD-- what if I had another pot, and cared for two all this time, and it grew a potato plant?

[while 'in-background' my mind recalls the news reports of starving women holding starving babies].
[while 'in-background' my mind recalls the Universal Theorem and its PROVEN SOLUTION.]

A UPS truck drove down the road the other day. Passed a FedEx van awhile back. Did you see the airliner and all it's cargo overhead? Look at all those USMail trucks. Is your friend going North or South or East or West?

The UniversalTheorem vastly IMPROVES delivery services -- home-to-home -- anywhere-to-anywhere.

There, I took the fruits and fishy's and fed your hungry.

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If I could afford it, I'd eat allot of salmon. I love it -- my body craves it.
So, let's CREATE a SalmonBush!
Oh, that's right -- GeneticAdvances, CURES and MEDICINE are CENSORED by RELIGIOUSZEALOTRY.
You know it and I know it.
The UniversalTheorem SAVES the fishing-industry and promotes VITAL medical and HUMAN services.

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So, is that Hungary you visited in your Hunger?
I'm hungry until fed. Now, PROVE your INTOLERANCE with your nonstop bitching.

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Remembering 'OnTime' Is 'LiberationFromIntolerance.'

That's how important OnTime is -- and let me share it with you in words a moment:

It's Original_Time -- and it's PROOF is in the following EXERCISE:

- NewIndustry creates NEW watches/timepieces and stick-on digital-clocks with a NEW HOURING SYSTEM that is 27-hours long. That is ONE DAY. New Calendars too: 27-day months. THEN, we have a 'funky' WEEK/MONTH/MOMENT in a 'SPECIAL-PLANNED-FUCK_UP' to 'calibrate' between the old and new systems after a full ROTATION/YEAR.
- People 'choose' to go OnTime and their Employers let them work whenever OnTime, from wherever they need be to advance the goals of the company/employer/AllThings.
- We have the 'OldSystemOfShame' using the 'OldSystemDating' running simultaneously, see. But there's this minor 'rebellion' going on PROVING TOLERANCE and a HUGE and CONSTANT REMINDER of the horrible DECEPTION found within the FailedThoughtSchoolOfPositiveNegativeIntolerances.
- The CrossOfShame and all it's horrors, ReignOfTerror INCLUSIVE, slowly shrink away until that nightmare is over.
- The FOUNDATION created while OnTime is PERMANENT - but you can go back to any calendar you want, or never go there at all, see.
- Oh, and the ECONOMY AND ENVIRONMENT THRIVE on OnTime. So do HUMANS.

This exercise is demonstrative of what your children INSTINCTIVELY know: life occurs while awake or sleeping -- we CREATE 'day' whether you sit on THROWNS or in DIRT, and there's no EMERGENCY in repeating the behaviors of INTOLERANCE. Bickering starts there. CHANGE for the BETTER -- and the UniversalTheorem PROVES how to MakeItSo.

UniversalTheorem
By
claytOnleOnwintOn
I'm on OnTime.
I'm NOT OnLove.
I'm NOT OnPride.
(Just wanted to point that out.)

War Against Credit Card Companies

"Ask and get ____?"

While picking on the news, I made the following comment:

"Will you pay my mortgage now? Please? It's due on the 9th of Sept. I'm sweatin' -- seriously -- 40-more-lashes a day of intense worry -- a misery of untold proportions -- ontop of all those other 'lashes.'"

Of course they won't. Nobody cares about anyone anymore, unless they can get a 'photo-op' out of it or a type of 'leverage' in their 'circle.'

"We sooooo solly, cholly, better you than me -- hey, pass the dip -- did anybody see 'Friends' the other day?"

I've been 'picking on the news' as an example to ALL news-services. None of 'em give a fuck.

I've offered real SOLUTIONS to government and expressed my very REAL_NEEDS.

They don't give a fuck either.

Banks can't do anything -- they've CENSORED THEMSELVES from helping those who need help the most.

See how much they care?

How about the Travel Industry? I've PROMOTED travel in the UniversalTheorem more than ANYONE, ever.

How about INDUSTRY in general?

I've provided SOLUTIONS to your most basic needs and troubles/worries.

How about ECONOMY?

I solved the economic woes of you/yours AND 'theirs' too.

Religion? Churchs? Mosques? Temples? MeetingHalls? Missions? Synogogues? Revivals?

I've put them all back on-track to the roots of the very messages they've perverted.

BeautyProducts/Styles/GenderDiscrimination:

I've LIBERATED the entire realm of 'beauty product promotion' to serve AllThings, not 'censor-by-gender' or 'burn-your-anatomical-uplifting-device' WarringAgainstManufacturers crap everybody ELSE has attempted or promoted.

Do you think they 'owe' me something? I've INCREASED their NETWORTH 300-fold with my UniversalTheorem. Not that I EXPECT anybody/anything to REWARD someone that solves all the problems for them -- unless charged millions, conduct a decades-long-study while making 'special-interest-appearances-for-selfpromotion', have 'special-interest-credentials,' and, WarAgainst, errrr, something, ANYTHING. Then they pay out the nose -- and keep on paying ... paying for what, exactly? Ways to perpetually promote more conflict later?

Credit Card Industry: I saw a segment last night on something -- probably 60-minutes -- Yup, sure was, on 60-minutes, where a guy has written all these books and travels around giving all this advice on "HOW TO WAR AGAINST CREDIT CARD COMPANIES."

Now, get this: the money-management DISCIPLINES he promotes are unquestionably VALID -- but we NEED CREDIT, and we NEED the services of CREDIT CARD COMPANIES and the millions that make a living SERVING AllOfUs/AllOfYou/AllThings.

So, how do we make THAT message BETTER?

Cutting up credit-cards and ranting about it on TV is a BOYCOTT of untold proportions.
Cutting up credit-cards and ranting about it on TV is a BOYCOTT of untold proportions.
Cutting up credit-cards and ranting about it on TV is a BOYCOTT of untold proportions.

WTF am I and my message being CENSORED??!!

Huh?

What do you have to say now???!

UniversalTheorem ... making BETTER for AllThings.

But since that message isn't WARRING AGAINST something -- creating a 'higher-value-group' that discriminates AGAINST the rest -- it's CENSORED.

The MOST VALID, the MOST important, the MOST liberating, the MOST loving, the kindest, the gentlest, the most inspiring, the most beautiful message ...

... and it's dollar-value is exactly: shit.

Thanks. Thanks a Helluvalot. (eyes-rolling).

Meanwhile, the frustration, the longing, the YEARNING, is made manifest in cancers, AIDS and HURRICANES.

See how that works? So simple a child could understand it.


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Have you ever used a FoodBank? So, you go to this place where very kind people are hard-pressed to help. They have very little and have to RATION it carefully. You may ONLY visit ONCE in a period of time. Monthly at most -- every 90-days at others -- meanwhile, you can swing-by and pick-up a loaf of stale-bread or 'out-dated' DAIRY-stuff occassionally that is not considered part of your 'ration.'

So, a RATION lasts about 3-days.

After that, you either starve, borrow, beg or steal.

That's our SYSTEM! Period. You can dress it up into any bullshit you want, but that's how it IS RIGHT NOW. Period.

So, where's the 'donations' come from? We feed the poor/hungry with shit and you know it. This is the crap that is thrown-out from grocery-stores. This is the crap that deemed 'UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION' by the REGULATORY AGENCIES that suppossedly protect 'all of us' while discriminating against the NEEDY.

Dress it up in any clothes you want, but that Emperor is NAKED.

The businesses that 'donate' get a tax-writeoff. They also get to 'deduct' the 'losses' from their ProfitAndLoss Statements.

Are we dealing with 'donating' or are we dealing with 'cheating?'

You tell me. MY inquiring mind wants to KNOW! Don't you?

What else do you call it when you 'flush' out the 'product-toilet' and get a BONUS?

Recycling?

Thanks. (fingers strumming on desk).

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The Internet, all of it, as a WHOLE, is supported by ME and STROKED by ME more than anyone ELSE I've EVER heard.

I've even promoted the idea of forming a MONUMENT to the family of techno-geeks, softwareANDhardware-gurus, technicians, ISP's, phone-line-owners and maintenance personnel, ALL OF IT -- and Al Gore (because we wouldn't even be talking about it without his name attached) -- anyway, a MONUMENT in the Mall of Washington D.C., HONORING the business, the very SERVICE itself.

I ADVOCATE for MORE computers -- of all shapes and sizes -- available to AllThings -- EVERYWHERE -- and PROVEN how to make it happen with the PROMISE of increasing PROFITS while reducing CENSORSHIP.

I've advocated for a COMBINING of technologies where desktops have the CAPACITY to offer-up TV/Radio/Phone/Computer all in ONE larger wall-screen, flat-panel. Sound/Voice-Interactivity.

Next step: holographs.

No 'panels' at all taking up unnecessary space/resources, see?

The UniversalTheorem provides BOTH the SOLUTION AND it set's the GOALS.

This does NOT mean it should be ONE company -- it does NOT promote 'hostile-mergers' or 'take-overs' -- it most certainly DOES promote INTERCONNECTIVITY in all it's many dimensions and formats.

Big difference.

HUGE difference.

I guess that message isn't of value either. Perhaps I should rant on TV about BOYCOTTS and cutting up CREDIT CARDS, burning 'anatomical-uplifting-devices,' or, 'killing those rat-bastards that don't agree with my POV' -- probably get some fanatical-monetary support then, eh?
(shaking head, sadly).


I can make ISP's the most valuable service we've ever had. The UniversalTheorem puts INTERCONNECTIVITY at the top of the 'ennumerated-priorities' lists. We need these FAMILY_UNITs in THIS_world serving AllThings BETTER and doing it IMMEDIATELY. We need InternetAccess EVERYWHERE and it should be subsidized as an INVESTMENT in REALITY -- at a FRACTION of the cost of actually hindering it's GROWTH.

ShopANDcompare -- Thanks, William Shatner -- it really is BRILLIANT!

I love that guy -- don't you? -- look at all the important messages he's brought into our HOMES. Start back when he appeared on Twilight Zone -- then Star Trek -- then T.J Hooker -- and so many others -- the MESSAGES are VITAL and VALID. His voice is the VoiceOfLegend now. Like Charlton Heston when he read the scripted words, "Let My People Go." Nobody can FORGET that voice. And nobody will ever forget William Shatner's voice, either. It has THAT MUCH CREDIBILITY -- even when/if a knit-picker comes along and lambasts tiny, inconsequential crap by blowing it way out of proportion and out-of-context.

BRILLIANT!

Yup, sure is -- no question about it. Thank you, Mr. Shatner, for reminding us of so MANY things in one, simple word.

Shop-n-compare is NOT a threat to other businesses. Put that thought out of your 'corporate-patriotic-head' for a moment.

In the COMPARATIVE_PROCESS, you've identified COMPLAINTS, which contain ANSWERS, that FIX your own business.

See how simple it is? ANY child could understand THAT!

Instead of 'isolating complainers,' and 'reducing services to censor the dissenters,' enacting your own version of 'GenocideOfDissent' and thusly SHRINKING your business, EMBRACE DIVERSITY and GROW.

It's that simple.

How many thousand-dollar studies have you paid for that merely patted you on the back and told you exactly what you wanted hear? Huh?

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Steven Frasier (sp?) on CNN Headline News this morning gave a report on 'low-calorie' diets where it was pointed out that there was only a 'minimal 7-year' increase to longevity on such diets.

Well, that pretty much counter-acts the '7-year DECREASE' of smoking, eh?

Geeee --- READ IT HERE FIRST! -- but don't pay for this JEWEL -- oh no, that's NOT ALLOWED -- instead, go pay thousands/millions to a 'campaign-fund' so TaxDollars can be used to spend BILLIONS on MORE STUDIES to setup meetings to PonderYourNaval in future, thus paving the way for more studies and more meetings, solving/answering NOTHING.

Yup, I smoke -- PROVE YOUR INTOLERANCE by bitching about smokers now, okay?

I'm still wondering where WeThePeople's TobaccoSettlement is -- must be one of those 'checks in the mail' scenarios, eh? (*guffaw*). Meanwhile, the genetic-manipulations necessary to FIX it are CENSORED by -- you guessed it -- "those whom censor medical advances/cures from AllThings -- the 'religious,' -- 'UnitedInHatred.'"

Church is NOT a DEMOCRACY, afterall.

Where's my free nicotine pills? Where's my nicotine-free cigarettes? Where's my LIBERATION from addiction? And why are you 'tolerants' so flippin' INTOLERANT?

So, if you smoke, watch your diet closely, keep calories low but NUTRITIOUS, exercise your cardiovascularsystem, drink lots of WATER, take a Vitamin-C pill, have a 'healthy-attitude' (difficult during the ReignOfTerror viral infestation, I know) -- but if you do these common-sense things, you MAY live and be ACTIVE until your personal EndTime. I'm not saying it's 'good advice' to smoke -- I KNOW personally it is NOT -- but IF you ARE addicted, as I am, move 'things' around (lifestyle) -- experiment -- watch your biometrics closely -- see a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL as often as you can AFFORD (not possible for most) -- and PERHAPS you won't get lung-cancer or have a heartattack TODAY.

Meanwhile, on the topic of NUTRITION, let's get back to NURTURING the MIND:

I just did. Yours.

Well, FFS, don't reward me -- but if I WageWarAgainstYou, then dish-up-all-you've-got.
(shrugging shoulders, sighing).

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Okay, so I GIVE -- even without rewards -- I still keep on PROMOTING the UniversalTheorem and it's CupOfLife.

Maybe if it had been the 'cup-of-death' then somebody would offer to publish it, or discuss it on-air, or form a 'political-action-group-of-intolerants' to CENSOR me off the planet in their 'love for humanity.'

(shrug).

Perhaps if I'd said the UniversalTheorem KILLS EVERYTHING then I'd get a paycheck.

Maybe I should have put white-powder in an envelope and sent it by mail to somebody 'important?' That would get somebody's attention, eh? Then I wouldn't have to worry about mortage-payments at all -- I'd have free room-n-board for 'life' (or death, take your pick) -- in PRISON.

The point is, I've done MORE for BUSINESS/ECONOMY/GOVERNMENT/RELIGION/SCIENCE/ARTS/HUMANITIES by solving the Universal Theorem than any of your best-paid 'experts.'

And I'm hungry.

Go figure.

HELL sucks.

News 'tickers' and NewsPickers

NewsPicker

I was reading the NewsTicker that scrolls along the bottom of the screen on CNN Headline News, and decided I'd start my own little NewsPicker rant: I can bitch at YOUR newsservice too! :) *wave* WithPleasure. To make it BETTER -- the ANSWERS are in the COMPLAINTS.

OilRigs in the Gulf have been evacuated due to Hurricane Katrina -- pushing oil prices to over $70/barrel.

The SuperDome is holding shelter to many residents of New Orleans. It sits downtown? Below the levies? Those pumps must be humming, eh? Moving the water, as quickly as possible, OUT of the basin where the city sits. Baten Rouge is bracing. Mobile. The entire region.

Why don't we have better shelters for disasters, first off????!!!! I guess building sports-arenas and leaving potholes unfilled is 'higher' on the priority-list? WTF? (Meanwhile, we can be thankful the SuperDome is protecting SOME, eh? Let's hope it holds up to the storm!)

Meanwhile, the 'news-stories' should be titled, "WeaponOfMassDestruction Unleashed In ActOfGod Vengence," -- OR -- "Mass-MurderingSuperBeing Holocausts Against Humanity?" -- OR -- "KinderGentlerGodOfAbraham Genocides The Gulf" -- OR -- "OurHeavenlyFather Is A Racist, Violent, PsychoPath?"

See how ridiculous religion is? All those TERRIFIED people huddled together, praying to the 'PerfectCreatorOfDeath.' WTF?

RobinMeade is sitting at the NewsDesk at CNNHeadlineNews switching back and forth between 'live' shots with other reporters who get 'caught up' in the excitement and tend to 'sex-up' the reporting a bit -- when 'on-sight' at 'disasters-in-progress.' This is NATURAL - everybody does it. Anyway, Robin interrupts, GENTLY/KINDLY, and 'brings them back to earth.' That's how good she is at her job. Keep that in mind.

(She, Robin, looks 'troubled' this morning -- I hope she's okay -- worried about the people/places being affected/brutalized by the hurricane? -- or, something that's none of our business? -- either way, she's right on top of it. Now, do you see why I admire her so much? -- (meanwhile, the perverts are focusing on my crotch, certain it has something to do with their own perverted fantasies which they PROJECT onto others). I call it an 'infatuation' that is completely nonsexual -- (but after seeing her walking around on-set, it JUST_SO_HAPPENS that her body is the 'size/shape' that my personal preferences do admire -- so what? -- time and place for that and SHE's NOT in it -- never was -- it's about the commentary/commentator that appeals to me most in THIS situation, get it? -- so, call it 'crush' -- whatever -- it's NOT fantasy-sex.)

You know those self-aggrandizing commercials on EVERY channel that PROMOTES newsSTORIES? "We're the BEST of the BEST of the BEST of the BEST and fuck the rest, type stuff? Well, CNNHN stopped doing that. I want to point that out in ALL CAPS. That's how significant it is -- it's THAT important. The CNNHN slogan is 'the most trusted name in news.' I've already had a complaint about that too -- but I've got to tell you how much I appreciate their slogan NOT being, "Best of the Best of the Best" to mindphuk you. Or, "Nobody Does It Better - We're Greater Than Number-1 -- Our STORIES are INVINCIBLE and INDISPUTABLE" -- see what I'm saying?

They're just people there in Atlanta, GA., USA (or wherever they are reporting from, I think it's Atlanta) -- CONNECTING with 'just more people' from all over -- all over the world. Including YOU -- me too.

So, they really do have the best 'format' -- the most 'down-to-earth' -- the most HONEST -- even with errors -- even with product promotional crap 'sexed-up' as NEWS when we ALL KNOW it's NOT -- and even withOUT Kendis Gibson and his quirky/original and therefore SPECIAL entertainment-segment -- and even that bizarre 'old-school' slogan 'most trusted name in news' -- even with ALL THAT, they really are 'All_That' when it comes to NewsServiceProductDelivery.

So, what would I SUGGEST to FIX it? In my honest opinion?

I'd start with the slogan: "most trusted name in news." The reason I'd start there is because news 'stories' are concatenations of BOTH fact and rumor AND products. TRUTH. We can PRETEND 'rumor' is 'opinion' or 'interpretation' or 'analysis' or whathaveyou, but 'rumor' it is, period.

So, what are we really saying with 'trusted?' We're self-promoting rumor-interpretation. I have a problem with that. I don't think it's VALID -- even if partially, errrrr, 'truthful.' I mean, after all, there are many newsservices that do NOTHING but promote blatant hyperbole, slander and patriotic/religious pandering as 'trusted rumormongering.' So, in that regard, for CNNHN to say 'most trusted name in news,' well, they really are. BESIDES THAT gem, that 'silver-lining,' the slogan sucks. It's like saying your nearly empty glass is, 'almost, nearly, half-full.'

Self-aggrandizing crap, is what that is. See how that works? It's really quite simple.

So, the ANSWERS are in the COMPLAINTS. Why are not complaints the MOST important aspect of ANY company or business or organization's INTERNAL_REVIEW processes? Think about it, eh? Don't look down your 'long-nose' at the 'disgruntled' just because THEY don't know how to do YOUR job and figure out how to FIX (solve/solution) things FOR you.

Okay, let's attempt to FIX the slogan by looking at several variations:

Here's the original: "CNN Headline News, the most trusted name in news."

First off, the word 'news' is redundent, yes? A slogan with repetitions becomes a chant, or goo-goo-ga-ga, take your pick. Anyway, we should first ATTEMPT to reduce the reptitions (but we lose 'meaning' from the original script, eh?) :

" -- the name to validate trust-in-news."
" -- the name that validates trusted-news." (see how this works?)
" -- our family-name for validating truth."
" -- validation is the name of trust." (we're getting somewhere, hang on)
" -- examining the most trusted news sources." (reporting is not the 'source', see?)
" -- the most trusted name to validate news."

Okay, done. I'm stickin' with that one as MY first-ATTEMPT:

"CNN Headline News: the most trusted name to validate news."

That eliminates and expunges the CRAP-interpretations and facilitates open-dialogue while promoting the precepts outlined within the UniversalTheorem: 1) news is NOT a 'story'; 2) 'rumors' need examination/validation; 3) complaints are JEWELS, treasures unto themselves FILLED with ANSWERS; 4) the PRODUCT is important, damned-important, VITAL, and the FAMILY-UNIT that offers it is OFFERING a SPECIFIC BENEFIT to AllThings -- OR, filling your mind with mindphukery -- which is it?


You see, 'trust' is an annochronysm -- it is the CENSORING of THOUGHT and DISSENT in all forms. It is saying, "...trust me on this -- don't bother thinking for yourself or I'll RETALIATE against you for not TRUSTING me." That's why I don't like the word 'trust.' It's OVERUSED/ABUSED/PERVERTED and it's VALID_MEANING has been replaced with crap.

SECOND_ATTEMPT at fixing the slogan:

"CNNHN: examining 'trust-in-news.'"
" -- naming news as a vital trust." (examining with word-meanings, searching for 'better')
" Trust CNNHeadlineNews' name to --" (to do what exactly? promote products?)
"Most trusted -" (small delivery -- MOST of humanity is censored from watching).
"CNNHeadlineNews, the most valid name in news."


And I like that one as my SECOND_ATTEMPT just fine, don't you?

"CNN Headline News, the most VALID name in news."

We addressed ALL the issues and ended up 'compromising' with the redundent use of the word 'news.' We eliminated the ambiguous and perverted word 'trust' and and replaced it with 'valid.'
And we ended up leaving the original wording almost entact while making the slogan BETTER.

But maybe it's not? Maybe somebody has a better slogan altogether?

With our current language-limitations (babbalization), we are hard-pressed to create REAL_Meaningful ad-slogans these days.

See, the word 'valid' is often used by 'attack-dogs' to knit-pick tiny, inconsequential errors and blow-them-up out of proportion, claiming, 'this isn't valid and that isn't valid so you're INVALID, therefore you OWE ME billions of dollars -- (or some similar shit, eh?).

So, do we make a THIRD_ATTEMPT or just leave it alone?

In order to AVOID the above 'circus,' we need find something BETTER, eh?

"CNNHeadlineNews: the most valid name in trusting-news."
"CNNHeadlineNews: the most trusted name to validate news."

Now we're back in the 'first_attempt' category.

I'm stickin' with it -- NOW, after going through the 'logic-loops' -- something you can see here for yourself -- this is the most HONEST slogan reduction, eh?

Got a better one? Whip it out! :)

" -- The Most Trusted Name To Validate News."
" -- To Validate News, A Name You Can Trust."
" -- Validating News By A Name You Trust."
" -- trust our name to validate news."
Yup -- I like those allot.

There, Robin&Company, and everybody else at CNN, I did something for you. You call it 'complaining' now? You call it 'bitter?' You call it 'hateful?' What? It's NONE of that. It's to make things BETTER for you, me, 'them,' 'us,' AllThings. Get it?

We're in it together. AllOfUs/AllOfYou/AllThings. Are you listening?

Will you pay my mortgage now? Please? It's due on the 9th of Sept. I'm sweatin' -- seriously -- 40-more-lashes a day of intense worry -- a misery of untold proportions -- ontop of all those other 'lashes.'